One
day, a one dollar bill and a hundred dollar bill got folded together and began talking
about their life experiences.
The hundred dollar bill began to brag:
"I've had a great life," he said.
"I've been to all the big hotels, Donald Trump himself used me at his casino, I've
been in the wallets of Fortune 500 board members, I've flown from one end of the country
to the other! I've even been in the wallet of two Presidents of the United States, and
once when Princess Diana visited the US, she used me to buy a packet of gum."
In awe, the dollar humbly responded, "Gee,
nothing like that has ever happened to me, ...but I have been to church a lot!"
