1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the
front pew.
2. I was so enthralled, I never
noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
3. Personally I find witnessing much
more enjoyable than golf.
4. I've decided to give our church the
$500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
5. I volunteer to be the permanent
teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
6. Forget the denominational minimum
salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
7. I love it when we sing hymns I've
never heard before!
8. Since we're all here, let's start
the service early.
9. Pastor, we'd like to send you to
this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
10. Nothing inspires me and
strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
