"No God-No Peace. Know God-Know
Peace."
"Free Trip to heaven. Details
Inside!"
"Try our Sundays. They are better
than Baskin-Robbins' "
"Searching for a new look? Have
your faith lifted here!"
"People are like tea bags -- you
have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."
"When down in the mouth, remember
Jonah. He came out all right."
"Fight truth decay-study the
Bible daily."
"How will you spend
eternity-Smoking or Nonsmoking?"
"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty
Lives"
"Come work for the Lord. The work
is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of
this world."
"It is unlikely there'll be a
reduction in the wages of sin."
"Do not wait for the hearse to
take you to church."
"If you're headed in the wrong
direction,God allows U-turns."
"If you don't like the way you
were born, try being born again."
"Looking at the way some people
live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon."
"This is a ch_ _ ch. What is
missing?" --------- (U R)
"Forbidden fruit creates many
jams."
"In the dark? Follow the
Son."
"Running low on faith? Stop in
for a fill-up."
"If you can't sleep, don't count
sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."
"Jesus Is Coming"...Don't
miss him for the world."
"People who wait until the
eleventh hour to call on Jesus, die at 10:30."
